A guy sits in front of TV all day, farting like there’s no tommorrow. But not just gassy airish farts, I’m talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke.
His wife, understandably is angry, and says: “One day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out.”
The next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for sunday lunch, Hubbie falls asleep. The wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.
“What happened?” asked his wife.
“Well,” the man said, “you were right. I farted my guts out.”
“What did you do?” asked his wife.
“Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got ‘em all back up in there!”
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