Summer stale farty air. I can’t help it. It’s all the fruits and veggies that are out this time of year. They taste soooo good but they’re SOooooo gassy. They make me fart BAD. And the air is so stagnant it’s hard to get rid of the smell sometimes. It just lingers and lingers and makes it as if I farted 3x instead of one the smell is so bad. Oh well..not my problem but it sure does stink!
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Better out than in.
You’re smart as a fart and twice as stinky.
What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
Tear Gas.
Why don’t little girls fart?
Because they don’t have a**holes until they’re married.
What do you call a fart?
A turd honking for the right of way.
If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?
A private tutor!
Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they’ll laugh at you.
It is better to have farted and lost
Then to never have farted at all.
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I farted in an apron and I farted all around. I feel like Dr Seuss today 
Sometimes I fart loud sometimes I fart quiet. Either way it usually stinks! LOL.
It’s hard for me to fart quietly and it’s IMPOSSIBLE to control the smell. I mean really…no one can. I can’t tell you the number of times I say Ahhh in any given day. When I let a fart rip and I’ve been holding it in for some crazy reason it feels SO good to let it go. It’s a natural reaction to say “Ahhh” as if it’s the best feeling in the world…and often it is!
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three tone fart
thunder below
thunder in the buns
tonage
toop
tooters
toot-toots
triple flutter blaster
triple thunder flutter
trouser cough
trouser trumpet
trump
turtle
tushie belches
underpants lion
Under-thunder
veirnt
ventifact
vind
voice of the toothless one
wet fart
wet one
whallop
whootzie
wind
wind breakage
windy pops
wizard
zephyr
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