A man walks into the doctor’s office with a serious problem!
“Doctor, I’ve had problems with silent gas emissions.
At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go!
As a matter of fact I’ve had three sitting here talking to you.
What are we going to do?”
The doctor replies
“The first thing we’re going to do is check your hearing”

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I fart alot and the videos prove it. There are times I JUST CAN’T hold it in and there are times I just don’t even try. The other day I was at the grocery store and I farted next to this bitchy lady and just walked away. It was SBD and I knew she smelt it. As soon as I left I looked back at her and kinda chuckled knowing what she was in for. I saw her later in the store as I was checking out and she shot me this disgusted look but I didnt’ care…She was a bitch and deserved it!
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Here are some classic fart jokes..Enjoy along with 2 NEW fart videos!
Better out than in.
You’re smart as a fart and twice as stinky.
What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
Tear Gas.
Why don’t little girls fart?
Because they don’t have a**holes until they’re married.
What do you call a fart?
A turd honking for the right of way.
If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?
A private tutor!
Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they’ll laugh at you.
It is better to have farted and lost
Then to never have farted at all.
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