Q: What’s the definition of surprise?
A: A fart with a lump in it.
Q: Why did the fart cross the road?
A: It was stuck in the chicken’s pants.
Q: What is a fart?
A: A turd honking for clearance.
Enjoy the 2 latest fart videos I’ve added to fartintart. I’m farting on a toilet in one video and the other is a huge blaster!

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I hope everyone had a great Valentine’s Day. I am in the middle of a HUGE kitchen remodel and had a minor issue with my hosting company that has now been resolved. Everyone was always able to get INTO the site it was signing up that was the issue. I hope you guys enjoy these 2 new fart videos that I added. Oh, the other day I farted in the car and even my kids complained about how much they stunk! Too bad you can’t be a backseat driver huh?

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Until I moved down south. Before I moved here the only kinda beans I really knew were baked beans which I do love. Now I eat beans with ham, beans over rice, beans with cornbread. Needless to say, I eat alot more beans than I used to and I love it. I must admit it does help with the farts too! Just an added bonus for you! Add hot sauce to it and forget it! I’m farting for days!
Enjoy the 2 latest fart videos I added today!

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