All that Thanksgiving food..the turkey, the stuffing, the cranberry sauce, mmm and the pies. I love to try a little bit of everything and enjoy. It usually ends up backing me up and making me fart more than normal. If only I had my video camera with my at all times I’d capture some of my Thanksgiving farts on video for you guys! Lots of food means tons of gas for me. I doubt it’s just me. Maybe if you’re lucky for Thanksgiving you’ll be sitting next to someone that farts as much as me!

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When you should never fart:
1. Inside a crowded lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer - it’ll linger a while.
11. In a ticket line.
13. On an airplane.
14. During confession.
15. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
16. In bed when you’re feeling frisky.
17. While fighting fire in a burning building.
19. In a patrol car for a minor violation.

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I don’t eat boiled peanuts much. I actually never had them until I moved to South Carolina. They tend to be sold at sporting events or out in the country somewhere. Today I was out in the country and on the side of the road a nice man was selling boiled peanuts out of his truck. They are sold by the cupful and I was sharing so I bought a large cup and ended up eating almost the whole thing by myself. Tonight you would have thought I was in the middle of making a fart video! Wow did I fart alot. My husband was on me all night long to stop farting. I just couldn’t help it. I never thought peanuts would do it that bad but then again I don’t eat peanuts THAT much. Now I know

Today I’ve added 2 new fart videos to fartintart. The first is of my friend Gabby. She can’t stop farting on my toilet. She’s coming back for more! The 2nd fart video added today is a toilet fart video of me. Enjoy guys. I can’t believe it’s almost been 2 years since I started FartinTart…where does the time go?

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I wonder why just air inside you is so painful sometimes? I mean sometimes you are doubled over in pain to fart and sometimes they just pop out. It really makes you wonder what air really does inside..Odd..

I found this while trying to find out more about farts online…

WHAT IS A FART?
You want to hide and don’t know what to do. You regret having that soda for lunch and swear never to have it again.

What is a fart?
Fart is the gas that you pass from your intestine through your anus.

Why do we fart?
When we eat, we also swallow air. Also, when the food gets digested in the intestines, gas is produced. These gases when passed out through the intestine form the anus into the air are called farts. The gases that make farts smell bad contain ammonia and hydrogen sulfide which are made in the intestine. And eating oily spicy food and drinking lots of soda makes you fart even more.

How do you prevent farts?
Everyone in this world will fart sometime or the other. It is absolutely normal. But to reduce the smelly farts, try avoiding fried, oily, spicy foods, onions and sodas.

“Fried foods and sodas I cannot part
And so I eat and so I fart”

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