First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker.”
Janet responded, “Just because I am esthetically challenged (that’s “politically correct” for ugly) doesn’t mean I don’t have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances.”
Hillary asks, “Well, how do you deal with the problem?”
Janet responds, “Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can.”
That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him.
She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could ever imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, “Janet, is that you?”
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I hope you enjoy the ease of playing the videos now. I also added 2 new fart videos for this week. The first is of me farting on my shelf and the next is a video of me farting outside. What a waste huh? 
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Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?”
Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,”
The Doctor nods, “Hmm.”
Patient, “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times. You didn’t hear them and you don’t smell them, do you?”
“Hmm,” says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled “Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?”
“No,” sighs the Doctor, “The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test.”
2 new Fart videos were added this week bringing the total of fart videos up to 178 in the members section!
Just yesterday I added a brand new Fart Video to my Clips4Sale page! my hot new video there! Unavailable on FartinTart!
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Happy Labor Day to all you Americans. I had a fun long weekend and pulled some dutch ovens with everything I’ve been eating! Corn on the cob always does it to me and this weekend was no exception. It’s gotta come out somehow!
I added 2 new fart videos to my fart site today. The first is of me farting in just a towel and the second video is of me farting on a small table! Those are some super loud farts if I do say so myself!
Just yesterday I added a brand new Fart Video to my Clips4Sale page! my hot new video there! Unavailable on FartinTart!
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Wow I’m back from vacation and ready to fart. I’ve added 2 new fart videos to my fart fetish website today. There is a toilet fart video in and one of my laying back and spreading my ass to fart for you. I’m so happy it’s September and I’m ready for the fall! There are way more hot fart fetish video to come! Enjoy guys!
Just yesterday I added a brand new Fart Video to my Clips4Sale page! my hot new video there! Unavailable on FartinTart!
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