Ewww I had some eggs in my frige that were about to expire. I hate to waste something so delicious. Eggs are good just about any way to me but eggsalad is my all time favorite. It’s probably cuz I love mayonaise so much too! What I don’t understand about eggs is how they can stink coming out soooo fast! I mean just hours later my farts smell like eggs! No one around me seems to appreciate it !
2 more hot fart videos have been added to fartintart today! Enjoy guys!
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My farts keep coming. I can’t help it and I know you love it. Today I added 2 videos..one of me farting in my kitchen and another fart video I caught near my stairs. The feeling of the farts coming out tickles my butt sometimes. I usually don’t giggle but sometimes I can’t help myself. It’s so funny how each fart has a unique smell and a unique sound. I still find it intriguing and fascinating that you can eat and it causes a fart, or you have on jeans too tight and it causes a fart.
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A fart is just a turd beeping for the right of way!
A fart is nothing but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.
A fart’s a s— without the mess.
If two people are in an elevator and one person farts, everyone knows who did it.
He who farts last is the last one farting.
He who farts in church sits in his own pew. (or) He who fart in church sit in own pew.
Fart three times and get a wish.
If someone farts in the car, all persons should take three deep breaths and it will all be gone.
Vulcan saying: Only a Klingon would fart in an airlock.
Farting is your ass’s way of saying “hi” when you forget it’s there.
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My toilet fart video and my close up ass farting videos have been added this week to fartintart. I can’t wait to hit 200 videos! I’m SO close! I love sharing these videos with you guys. The great feedback I get is amazing. It’s cool to be appreciated for what normally wouldn’t 
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I’ve been spending alot more time outdoors lately with this 80 degree weather we’ve been having. I can’t complain I love it. I’ve heard the expression before a fart in the wind is just a waste. I guess I’m wasting alot of farts. I am however catching some on film for you guys. I hope you like the two newest fart videos I’ve added today. The one in the photo below I am farting in my kitchen and the other fart video I’ve added is of me fartin on my laundry basket. The fart sound is so intense well worth the view!
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