One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.
She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, “I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight.”
So the lady gives him the pole and he says, “That pole is worth $45.” She was amazed at how cheap that was.
So then she picked up another really nice pole, hands it to the man and he says, “This pole is worth $55.” she decided that was also really cheap.
And then she picks the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he says, “This pole is our best and it is $70.” she told him that she would take it.
As she was getting the fishing pole all rung up, she had to fart really really badly. She decided since the man was blind that it really wouldn’t matter if she farted in front of him so she just let it loose.
All of a sudden the man says, “It all comes up to $80.”
Confused the lady says to him, “But you said the fishing pole was only $70.”
He said, “It is. Its $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call.”
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I love delving into the whole fart fetish world. The more I know the more interesting it all becomes to me. I actually never heard of such a thing as a fart fetish until about 2 years ago, maybe a little less. I was amazed that someone would really get into a fart but the more I read the more I was intrigued! I now understand a bit and am always learning more about this fetish.
What I do know is some guys like wet, juicy farts and some guys like little toots. Some guys want their faces farted on and some guys just want to be able to hear an average girl fart in public. It seems there is a fart for everyone! I know I’m pleasing you and am always open to new suggestions.
Today 2 more of my fart videos have been added to fartintart.com. Enjoy and have a great weekend!
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Better not to fart
This is a nasty question, but we can’t avoid it. Let us know the facts completely.
Ever pull someone’s finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?
Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?
This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a fart.
A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person’s stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.
The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.
A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence.
The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.
Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!
Did you know?
On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
Hey guys, don’t be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.
Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
People fart the most in their sleep.
Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.
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Today two more fart videos were added inside fartintart.com. I now have 131 fart videos inside. There are videos of me farting with my friends and videos of me farting on the toilet. One of my favorite fart videos is the one where I pee and fart outside in the woods. I love the spring and summer and being out in the woods farting is just so natural.
FartinTart’s been up for over a year now and I’m loving every minute of having my own website dedicated to this fetish. I’ve had a few guys call me on my NiteFlirt line to talk about farts and watch me. It’s pretty cool being able to talk to the people who are so into this fetish.
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What an amazingly nice weekend it was in South Carolina. It was in the high 70’s. Lots of outdoor time and that means a BBQ! No BBQ is complete without baked beans and corn on the cob. Oh it was so good going in… I haven’t had that stuff in forever, at a BBQ anyway. I had fun and everything tasted great but when the friends and family left it was bad!
The smell of my farts was awful! I had a cheeseburger with onions, baked beans and some corn. I also had a few sodas which doesn’t exactly help if you’re trying NOT to fart. Oh well I made it until everyone left to start farting. Only my family had to suffer but they’re kinda used to me now..they survived!
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Today I added two new fart videos to fartintart. The first video I just got done eating and I can’t stop farting. It gets to be too much all the food needs a place to escape and my ass is the place! The second fart video is of me farting on my toilet. The great thing about this video is that you are my toilet and I am farting right above you! It is as if you are my human toilet catching all my farts!
I recently had a guy who’s into fart fetish IM me and tell me how the smell of his own farts and shit is enough to get him hard. I know a few guys like this actually. Some guys are just into girl farts and others their own farts are enough to send their imagination running wild!
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One my newest videos added to fartintart today is my tub revenge fart! I’m farting on the toilet while my friend Gabby is in the tub!
A fart is just a turd beeping for the right of way!
A fart is nothing but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.
A fart’s a shit without the mess.
If two people are in an elevator and one person farts, everyone knows who did it.
He who farts last is the last one farting.
He who farts in church sits in his own pew. or He who fart in church sit in own pew.
Fart three times and get a wish.
If someone farts in the car, all persons should take three deep breaths and it will all be gone.
Vulcan saying: Only a Klingon would fart in an airlock.
Farting is your ass’s way of saying “hi” when you forget it’s there.
It gives two people something NOT to talk about!
Flatulence comes from the heart of the body, but the body it comes from is heartless.
Something to say before farting: “My butt has to say something.”
A fart not smelled is a fart wasted.
