Sorry for the delay in post. My computer crashed then I got another that wasn’t exactly plug and play. I thought I lost all my fart videos and I started freaking out but low and behold my amazing husband fixed my pc He may not appreciate my farts but he’s amazing with a computer

This week I’ve added 2 new fart videos to fartintart.com. One I’m on the toilet and the other is a fartin your face video. I know you guys will enjoy them! Have a great weekend and keep your fingers crossed for my computer!

Fart (färt) KEY Vulgar Slang

intr.v.
fart·ed , fart·ing , farts
To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.
To fool around; fritter time away.
NOUN:

An often audible discharge of intestinal gas.
An annoying or foolish person

There are 2 NEW fart videos added to fartintart.com today. I’m have a cookout this weekend and planning on having beans and coleslaw so I know I’ll have a fart filled weekend! I’ll probably piss my husband off with all the farts but maybe I can talk him into recording some for you fart appreciaters!

The newest fart videos added are Cupping My Farts where I fart then cup the smell into my hand and bring it up to my nose each time. The smell is awful and you can tell from my face that I can barely stand it!

The second fart video added is of me farting on and near my bed in a long black dress. There’s something about a girl farting in a sexy dress that just makes it that much hotter, don’t you think?

What is a fart and why does it smell?

Ever pull someone’s finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?

Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?

This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a fart.

A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person’s stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence.

The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.

Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!

Did you know?
On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
Hey guys, don’t be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.
Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
People fart the most in their sleep.
Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.

Today I’ve added 2 new fart videos to fartintart.com. The first is of me farting outside. I’m sitting in my screened in porch because my farts are so bad my family has kicked me outside! I have to sit on this chair and get all my farts out before I can go back in!

The second fart video I’ve added is of me eating cereal and farting. Every day I run 3 miles and it tends to get all the gas out of me or just about. I eat a bowl of bran cereal after I run and this video is of me eating the cereal and farting at that same time!

I hope you enjoy my farts!

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.”

The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you.”

There are now 121 fart videos inside fartintart! Some of me, some of my friends! All exciting!

This week I added 2 more fart videos. One of my on the toilet farting away and the other I’m looking all hot and just letting them rip! I’m a lady but I’m sorry I fart! Trust me they all do, but only some admit it~!

What do they say it takes a real woman to admit she farts. Oh maybe I just say that Anyway enjoy and have a great weekend!

Don’t forget you can purchase my Fart Videos One by One also on my Clips4Sale page!

See my newest video added edge of tub farts..photo sample below!

Bean filled Sunday! Um, wow ok so I love baked beans. Sunday afternoon I had a can of baked beans for lunch. Sometime’s it’s all I have and this time it was Bush’s with onions..mmmm so saucy and good. I didn’t know for dinner I’d be eating beans and ham for dinner at my mother in laws. I went to a superbowl party after dinner and OMG. I was running for the bathroom I swear every 5 minutes. I kept farting. I farted outside. I farted on the toilet. I used the excuse that I had to go out to my car and I farted out by my car too!

No one seemed to catch on but my husband since he knew what I had for lunch and for dinner too but he didn’t say a word. LOL. He was probably too embarrassed or perhaps too into the game

Don’t forget you can purchase my Fart Videos One by One also on my Clips4Sale page!

See my newest video added edge of tub farts..photo sample below!