Wowee! How gassy can one girl be? I can’t stop farting–seriously! This week I added 2 new fart videos to fartintart.com. The first fart video is of me backing my ass up onto the headboard of my bed to feel my farts vibrate on my ass and on the headboard. This is a cool video!

The second fart video is of me farting in my hallway in just a towel. These farts are wet and loud! Listen in as I let them rip for you!

Don’t forget you can purchase my Fart Videos One by One also on my Clips4Sale page!

A Message From Below
Affirmative Action
Air-o-gant Assault
Apocalypse Now
Baking Brownies (South Park)
Barked
Barking Spider
Bathtub Jacuzzi
Bench Burning
Bench Warmer
Biological Warfare
Bips
Blast
Blow-Holes
Blowing Ye Butt Trumpet
Bottom Belch
Botty Burp
Breaking Loose
Brown-Speak
Bucksnort
Butt Babble
Butt Chuckling
Butt Thunder
Chair Charring
Cheesers
Chinese Barking Spiders
Colon-Speak
Crack Splitters
Cracking a Rat
Creaky Floorboards
Cutting the Cheese
Disappointments From Down Under
Draw Mud
Dropped a Shoe
Elevator Evacuation
Fermented Revenge
Firing Scud Missiles
Flatulence
Floating an air biscuit
Fluff
Fragrantly Impaired
Framping
Gassius Assius
Gastronomically Expressive
Gravy pants
Grep
Guff
Gusty Windflap
Gut Belch
Gut Bubble
Happy Honkers
Heinee Burp
Hotties

Inverse Sniff
Inverted Belching
Janet
K-Fart
Methane Exit
Mud Crickets
Mud Duck
My Opinion
Natural Gas
Nature’s little surprises
Nature’s musical box
Nuclear Farts- 40% fallout
Obnoxious Coughing
Odiferous Objection
Ooh, that’s a nasty cough
Oops! I let Fluffy off the leash
Paint-Peeling Predicament
Pant Stainers
Panty Burps
Phoofs
Poots
Pull My Finger
Rancid Reaction
Rancid Rebate
Rat Bark
Revolting Release
Ripping the seat
Rosebuds
SAV (Silent And Violent)
SBD (Silent But Deadly)
Sheet Ripping
Smelly Snoring
Speak To Me ol ‘Toothless One
Stepping on a Duck
Stinkies
Stinky Sneezing
The Great Brown Cloud
There Goes a Mouse on a Motorcycle
Thunder from Down Under
Tooters
Tree frog
Trouser Cough
Trouser Ghost
Trouser Rippers
Trump
Tuba Tuning
Tunnel Trumpting
Unappreciated Air
UnderThunder
Unholy Airlock
Unsun Melody
Vapid Chatting
Vulgar Vapor
Waiting to Exhale
Who dropped their guts?
Who opened their lunch box?
Woofer

**Don’t miss my two newest Fart Videos added to Fartintart this week! The photo below is from one of them! See me fart on my headboard! Also added a video of me farting in just a towel!**

I had visitors this past weekend and I was booed out of a room! I went to party and I couldn’t stop farting. My husband had made his famous Lentil Soup and it has onions in it too. It gets me every time. Apparently my sister and her friend didn’t like it too much cuz they just shot me a dirty look and walked the other way. What was I supposed to do hold it in all night and stay in pain? SORRY!…. Not gonna happen. Oh well, their loss, right?!

I have NEW videos up weekly both at FartinTart.com AND in my Clips4Sale store. Enjoy them! The first video is of me farting on my toilet. Lots of toilet farts here. The second fart video is of me laying naked in my bed and farting. The farts are right up to the camera for maximum fart!

My sister is coming to visit and she HATES farts. I mean seriously, she hates them. If she hears or smells anyone farting she will freak out. She thinks it’s the most disgusting thing in the world. I will do my best to not eat beans, licorice, oatmeal, salsa, um…what can I eat? Ok no vegetables, fruit.. Wait this seems extreme to me.

Maybe I’ll just eat what I want and if I piss her off…oohhh well! LOL. I’m sure I’ll come back next week with a funny fart story!

Two more fart videos added this week! One video is of me farting in a cute plaid dress and the other is of me farting on my toilet with apples dropping! I keep em coming!

I was starving after running yesterday. I run 3 miles a day and I try to do it every day. It makes me feel so good, and sweaty at the same time.

I usually wait about 30 minutes after I finish working out to eat breakfast but yesterday I couldn’t help it. I was starving! I went downstairs and opened 2 packages of instant oatmeal and heated them up all in one bowl. My tummy was growling and I had to feed it NOW! I ate those 2 packages of oatmeal so quick I guess I gulped some air at the same time because OMG.. I couldn’t stop farting OR burping! Alot of my videos now have me burping as well as farting. I’ve always been a huge burper and I figure I’m letting my farts go on film hell why not the burps too!

I know you guys will love the next few videos I post for you.

My friends been at it again! Gabby was over and stunk up my bathroom. She came in almost doubled over in pain. I knew what was coming next. First she stunk up my kitchen and when I kicked her out of the kitchen she went straight for the bathroom. She was upstairs but I could hear her farts OVER the tv all the way downstairs. She didn’t stay much longer than to stink up my bathroom and then leave.

I spoke with her the next day and she appologized for farting then leaving. I told her I understood What are friends for?!
I added the video of her stinking up my bathroom along with one shot POV of you as my human toilet. My is right on your face and you actually see the toilet bowl. How did I get my camera in my toilet? Does it matter??? As long as you are happy!

Enjoy and have a great weekend!

Greens and beans are a tradition on New Year’s to represent money and health so I’ve been told, in the upcoming year. A friend of mine made some for me and my family on New Years and invited us over AND sent me home with leftovers! YIKES! Needsless to say they are gone but the farts are NOT. I could not stop farting. Beans do it to me every time. I hope the saying is true about health and wealth we could all use a little of both in 2009!

I want to thank every one of you for an amazing 2008! 2009 only promises to be even better.

I’m so thrilled that my website is so popular and making so many of you happy. I love being able to share this kinky fetish with you!

So hope everyone enjoyed New Year’s Eve and is ready for an amazing 2009! I know I am!

I’ve added 2 more videos to FartinTart today for a grand total of 109 videos! Enjoy! I added a farting in my jean shorts video and farting after sliding a dildo in my ass video to my site today.