The John Fart - The John Fart is simply any ordinary fart farted on the john. It is naturally a group one identification, with the sound, whatever it was, somewhat muffled. If it is all the person’s trip to the john amounted to he will be disappointed for sure. Common as pigeons.
The Echo Fart - This is a fart that can be wrongly identified. It is not some great loud fart in an empty gym or on the rim of the Grand Canyon. The true Echo Fart is a fart that makes its own echo. It is a two-toned fart, the first tone loud, then a pause, and then the second tone. Like an echo.
The Crowd Fart - The Crowd Fart is distinguished by its very potent odor, strong enough to make quite a few people look around. The trick here is not to identify the fart but the farter. This is almost impossible unless the farter panics, and starts a fit of coughing or starts staring at the ceiling or the sky as though something up there fascinates him. In which case he is the one. Very common.
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Wow was my husband trying to run away from me this weekend! For some reason I was backed up and that never happens to me but I was. He kept telling me to go on the toilet because my farts smelled SO bad! I’d fart on the couch, fart in our bed, fart in the car. It seemed like wherever I farted he was! I couldn’t help it and I also couldn’t help but laugh!
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Today I added 2 fart videos to fartintart.com. One is of my ass super close up as I fart right in your face. The fart sounds are so intense it’s amazing you’ll love it! The second fart video I added is of me farting in my dining room! How rude I know but sometimes if you have to fart you have to fart! The chairs are hardwood and the farts are low, loud and bassy! I hope you enjoy them!
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If you have the right to vote today please do so. Alot of places and people do not have this right. All farting aside..do it!
Later this week I’ll be adding 2 MORE fart videos for your pleasure. We are slowly approaching 100 fart videos inside fartintart. I hope you’re enjoying the farts coming out of my ass. Sometimes I even surprise myself with my fart sound and smell!
Happy Election Day my fellow farting Americans!
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