Happy Halloween from FartinTart and Emma. For your Stinky Halloween pleasure I’ve added 2 toilet farting videos. Listen as the apples drop, the farts stink and Halloween aproaches! Enjoy the videos! Adding these 2 videos brings the total up to 95 fart videos inside Fartintart.com all for the low price of $19.99!!!
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Would you ultimate Halloween fantasy be for me to ring your doorbell then fart on your face? Maybe you’d hand out apples hoping I’d fart. Candy does it too. There isn’t much that doesn’t make my tummy rumble then fart. Water’s a safe bet, but even soda makes me burp. I wonder if there’s a Halloween fart costume. Hmm I might have to look into that. Although unless I kept farting no one might know what I was. Regardless enjoy your Halloween festivities this week and I will be adding 2 more fart videos to fartintart later in the week! Enjoy my fart loving friends!
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There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife’s annoyance.
“You’ll fart your guts out one of these days,” she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy’s arse.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
“You was right all along Missus,” the old man says, “I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push ‘em back in!”
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Today is my birthday! Happy Birthday to me! If I was a truely talented farter I’d fart happy birthday in a video. I’m good..but damn I’m not THAT good 
I have plans to go out to eat for my birthday…hopefully something good, saucy and stinky when it comes out in farts. I’ll be sure to record them for your enjoyment!
Go on..keep singing..Happy Birthday to you….
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Today I have added 2 fart videos to fartintart.com . Both of the fart videos are toilet farts. The first one is me sitting on my toilet blasting out farts for your enjoyment. These farts are extra loud and extra stinky. I hope you enjoy them!
The 2nd fart video I’ve added is you as my toilet. You are placed in my toilet bowl and staring up at my ass ready to fart on you. Watch as I let out fart after fart right into my toilet!
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A woman goes into the doctor’s office and says,
‘Doctor, you have to help me…I’ve got this problem: You see I can’t stop farting.
I fart all the time, only they are silent and don’t stink.
As a matter of fact, I’ve farted 20 times just now while talking to you’.
The doctor fills out a prescription and tells the lady: ‘here, take these and come back in a week’.
So she leaves and a week later comes back to the doctors office.
‘Doctor, doctor you must help me! Now things are worse.
I’m still farting all the time, they are still silent but now they smell something awful.
You must do something! What were those pills you gave me?’
The doctor replied, ‘Oh don’t worry, those pills where just to fix your sinus condition,
now we’ll work on your hearing problem’.
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Today I’ve added 2 new fart videos to fartintart.com. The first video I added is of me in a pair of jeans bending and farting. Every time I bend over it seems a fart pops out. Some are long and drawn out, others are low and bassy. They keep on coming.
The 2nd fart video I’ve added is of me farting at my desk. I am in a pair of tight jeans as you can see in the photo below taken from the clip and I can’t stop farting. I sit and I fart. I bend over my chair and I fart. It’s hopeless I just need to let these farts out and you get to witness it all!
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Here’s a fart song I used to sing when I was little and it still rings true today
A Belch is just one gust of wind,
That cometh from thy Heart…
But should it take the downward trend,
It turns into a Fart
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My picnic farts with pee have been added to fartintart today. I am out in the woods and have to pee but you know how sometimes when you pee you fart? Well these have been caught on film to the extreme. I pee and fart for about 3 minutes straight right out in the open spread eagle. You see a huge stream of pee too at the very end.
The second fart video added today is called dutch oven revenge. My friend Gabby was over and she was getting me back for farting in a cup and shoving it in her face! I’m sleeping and she pulls the covers up to fart under them causing a dutch oven of her farts! I wake up right at the end…mostly from the stink I think!
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