A blonde was happily married, but for one thing. Every morning she woke up early and passed gas, waking up her husband. After a few months of marriage, her husband finally said, “you have to stop this”. “If you fart any more, you’ll fart your guts out”.
But when nothing changed, the husband decided to take action and that night he put some pig scraps in her pants.
The next morning, she woke up, farted and quickly went to the bathroom. Two long hours later, she came out and stated, “honey, you were right about me farting my guts out”. “But don’t worry, I managed to push it all back inside”
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Today I added 2 new fart videos to fartintart.com. The first video is of me farting on my couch. I’m relaxing. I’m reading. I’m watching tv and I am SO relaxed that I just start farting. I loosen my asshole and the farts just slip out. There are alot of them too. In the second fart video I am folding clothes and farting. Is there anything I don’t do and fart? lol. These clothes might need another washing after all of these stinky farts.
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OMG you should have been there. It was such a beautiful weekend I went camping. Along with camping goes hotdogs, beans, smores you know camping food. You know what beans do to me.. I was with friends. I tried to go for long walks alone, but no one was letting me go out in the woods alone at night. I tried to blame it on owls, um I guess my farts don’t sound like an owl. I tried to duck behind a tree..with no such luck. My husband was embarrassed while everyone else just laughed at my farts! They stunk too that was the worst part!
The next morning I was still the running joke. I laughed it off and thought oh if you guys only knew about my fart fetish website 
Today I added 2 more fart videos to fartintart.com . The first is me farting in a tiny little black skirt. The farts just fly out from under my skirt in this video. The 2nd fart video added today is called bedtime farts. I’m farting in my pj’s on my bed. I’m trying to get all the farts out of my ass before I go to bed so my husband doesn’t kick me out of bed!
Last night I had meatloaf for dinner. I chopped up some onions and put them in the meatloaf and OMG did they stink today. I’m almost scaring myself by how bad they smell.
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Here is a list of food’s I’ve compiled recently that make my farts really, really stink bad! Send me a message if you have any you’d like to offer up on the list. Imagine eating all of these at once and the fart it would creat afterwards? Oh I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near that!
- Beans
- Brussels Sprouts
- Cabbage
- Cauliflower
- Apple Juice
- Plums
- Tofu
- Greasy Nachos
- Spiced Turkey Sausage
- High Fiber/Bran Cereal
- Carbinates Soda
- Milk products (for the ‘lactose intolerant’)
- Broccoli
- Chewing Gum
- High Sugar Candies
- Nuts
- Spices
- Onions
- Deep Fried Foods
- Lentil
- Peas
- Sweet Potatoes
- Spicy Chili
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Last night I made chili…mmm. Boy do I love chili going in but it gave me painful farts all night long. My husband actually slept in the next room cuz I stunk it up so bad. Adding cheese doesn’t help the gas either, but it’s the only way to eat chili in my opinion!
Today I added 2 new fart videos to fartintart.com . The first is me farting on my toilet and apples are dropping! The second video I am laying naked, spread eagle on my leather couch farting. The camera is very close to the farts, it’s almost as if you can smell them! ENJOY!
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An Oakland, California, company called DigiScents, Inc., is developing technology which it claims will deliver smells over the Internet. DigiScents uses a device called iSmell, a “personal scent synthesizer,” which attaches to the serial or USB port of your computer and plugs into a standard electrical outlet. The iSmell, which is activated by a mouse click, supposedly uses small cartridges with various scented chemicals. Like an inkjet printer, the cartridges are simply removed and replaced when the chemicals have been depleted. These cartridges contain natural materials commonly found in the cosmetics, foods and beverages.
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