I like to make my fart videos right after I’ve had a large meal of aromatic gas-generating foods like egg salad, broccoli, and Mexican food to catch the ultimate aroma of the female digestive tract in action! As most of you know I also like eat Fiber One bars and All Bran cereal daily. It keeps me regular and it keeps me full of gas! No one in my family seems to appreciate it–but you certainly do!
Today I added 2 NEW fart videos to fartintart.com. I added my kneeling farts video where I am farting in your face and a video where I’m wearing nothing but pink striped cotton panties and I fart for you!
My Clips4Sale site has become increasingly popular these days. If you haven’t had a chance to take a look lately…maybe you should! Below is a photo from one of my top selling videos where I fart while on a picnic then pee and fart at the same time!
I just hit 300 updates on Southern last week. What an amazing almost 3yrs it’s been! Boy time flies and the things I’ve done on that site amaze even me. Before I started Southern Charms I hadn’t taken nude photos in front of other people before and now I’m hooked..also on the outside thing. Oh yeah and the hanjob in front of my husband..oh and the pregnant photos..oh and the 3somes lol…the list goes on. Check out my Southern Charms site and have a look! I’ve come a long way baby! If you love my farts you’ll love my southern charms pictures.
I have 2 new fart videos up and running at fartintart.com. I should say 2 very hot fart videos added lol. The first video is of me farting over and over in my jeans. Jean farts are so sexy..so I’ve been told. All I know is they really hold the smell of my farts! I had to wash my jeans after that video cuz I couldn’t get rid of the smell!
The second video is titled Stomach Farts. I am sitting on the toilet in such pain you can actually hear my stomach moaning and getting ready to fart. And when I do fart the sounds explode in my toilet! This is quite the toilet blaster!
Someone tried to hack my site but I’ve installed several security devices within my site so that never happens again.
It’s been so hot here lately. Most of you know I live in South Carolina and yesterday my car said it was 103 degrees! Now that is hot no matter where you live! I’m just trying to stay inside and keep cool. I want to go outside cuz I love it outside and you seem to love my fart videos outside too! I will be uploading two new videos this week! I’ll keep you posted and sorry about the attempted hack. All is secure now!
I was out in the woods and had to let one rip. Here is a tiny clip of what is a very loud fart session out in the woods. I hope no one heard me…although they were loud I’m sure they did! I added the full version of my farting in the woods clip to fartintart.com today. I also added a video of me farting right after my shower. I am all wet and still standing in my shower as I let fart after fart rip. I’m naked and in all kinds of sexy positions and wet farting for you!
Don’t forget about my Clips4Sale!
My husband likes to cuddle. I’m not so much of a cuddler. Other than for sex my bed is to sleep in. The other night he was trying to cuddle before we fell asleep. I warned him I was not interested. When he continued I warned him that I would fart on him if he kept it up. I guess he didn’t believe me. Why? I’m not sure since he knows my farts well by now. I gave him one warning then blasted my ass on his leg. He almost squealed like a little girl when I let loose.lol. I started cracking up knowing he might react in that way. Then he complained for 5mins about the smell. Oh well I gave him fair warning…plus so many men would not complain about a fart like that!
Over the weekend I ate way too many hot dogs and OMG do they smell coming out. I love my hotdogs with sauerkraut too-that makes it even worse. The cabbage farts are the worst-so says my husband! He almost kicked me out of our bed on Sunday night!
I usually try and kick him out cuz he snores but this time he tried to kick me out. I actually went downstairs for some tums and when I came up the stairs I could smell my farts in the hallway so maybe he was right!
Today I added a fart video where I am on my hands and knees right out of the shower all fresh and clean then I let the farts rip just wearing a towel. The second fart video I added was me looking in the mirror getting all made up to look pretty but the farts just keep ripping. It’s funny to see me get all girly and made up only to keep farting!
I hope everyone had a fun forth of July and a long weekend. I know I did. I always love the fireworks! I found this fun quiz and thought I’d share that I am not just a fart lol. As much as most of you would love for me to fart 24/7 I don’t. I just manage to capture most of my farts on film, that way I can share them with you! By the way, I hope you’re enjoying my latest set of fart clips outside! Those have been extra fun to do and it’s so nice out I just can’t help but spend alot of my day out in the great outdoors!
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I have added two fart videos to fartintart.com today. This preview is one of my VERY loudest farts ever. Watch me spread my ass cheeks and let them rip for you. The cam is so close it’s like your face is in my ass just sniffing away!
The other video added is of me relaxing and just letting my farts out on my couch.
I hope everyone has a great Forth of July!
Don’t forget about my Clips4Sale!
Just yesterday I was walking around in the woods near my house after I had a hotdog. Good thing I was alone because suddenly I had a fart attack. I had to lean up against a tree and just let all my nasty, stinky farts out of my ass. There was a wet spot on my panties after I was done too! I just added that video to my Clips for Sale page.
My friend was over and I managed to control my ass and not fart in her face. How rude that would have been for me to fart in her face. I know that is probably a disappointment to many of you.
