Did you know????
In a recent study, it has been found that people with the name Emma are 10 times more likely to pass gas in cars than other people. The study also shows that people with the name Emma pass gas in elevators and other confined spaces just as often.
How much gas does a normal person pass per day?
On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.
Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical fart count. You might try this as a science fair project: Keep a journal of everything you eat and a count of your farts. You might make a note of the potency of their odor as well. See if you can discover a relationship between what you eat, how much you fart, and how much they smell.
Today I added 2 new videos to FartinTart. The first video I am getting ready to go out. Watch me in the mirror as I apply my makeup, get myself all pretty and rip some extra loud farts out of my ass! The next fart video I’ve added is of me in a sexy little outfit. I have on black lacey bra and panties along with thigh highs. I let the farts flow in this clip!
I’m in heaven. What a great vacation I’m having. The sun, the sand, the farts lol. I might be relaxing a bit too much! I’ve been spending every night eating junk on the boardwalk. I can’t resist the hot dogs, popcorn and ice cream on the boardwalk. My husband isn’t happy. It makes for a gassy bed after our trip to the boardwalk. There’s not much I can do about it though, other than to not eat it. It’s like this food instantly turns into gas in my stomach then slowly leaks out of my ass! Oh well, I’m enjoying it and I’m sure you would too! He doesn’t know what he’s missing!
Boy do I ever need to get away! I haven’t been on a true vacation in years. It’ll be a long drive to the beach but it’ll be worth it. Can you imagine laying next to me on the beach and wondering if that smell was from my ass or from the sulphery ocean water? Or what if we were by the bay..would the stench be worse from my ass or from the bay?
All I know is I have big plans with my video camera while I’m away. I’m going to try and set up a spy cam and fart on my husband while he sleeps or naps. OMG he would KILL ME! Wish me luck!
I’ve added 2 new videos to FartinTart today! I hope you enjoy my friend on the toilet farting!!! I also added a video where I’m cleaning my room and as I’m dusting and cleaning the farts just slip out of my ass!
Now these are funny. Most of these I’ve never even heard before and I thought I had heard it all!
Funny euphemisms people use for farts …
Gravy Pants
Firing Scud Missiles
Turd Honking
Mud Duck
Panty Burps
Pant Stainers
Cut the Cheese
Trouser Cough
K-Fart
Crack Splitters
Turd Tooties
Anal Audio
Great Brown Cloud
Exercising the meat nozzle
I hope you enjoy the preview of one of the fart videos I have added to fartintart today. This is a video with my friend Gabby. She invited me over for lunch and wow did we blow some farts while eating our sandwiches. What a variety of farts we had going on. I was there with the low bassy farts and hers were cute and sweet mostly. There’s something there for all lovers of farts.
The next video I added is of me naked farting on my hardwood floor. The echo of my farts is intense and tickles my ass as I fart.
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I hope everyone is having a great week. It sure is getting hot down here in the south. The makings of non-moving stinky farts lol. The humidity makes farts last even longer when they linger in the air, don’t you think? Something about the cookouts, the beans, the farts. Even if you fart outside there’s not much of a breeze down here anyway to move that fart along!
Today I added 2 fart videos to fartintart.com. One is me farting on my stairs. There are lots of sexy poses while I fart in panties for you. The other fart video I added today is my friend Gabby recording me farting on her toilet. I stopped by the other day and I REALLY had to go! I couldn’t help it I hopped on the toilet and starting farting some loud blasting toilet farts. Little did I know she was not only watching me but video taping me as well! You can actually hear her making comments about my farts as she tapes! What a bitch! I got her back though.. stay tuned for that video!
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Thought I’d share an ass shot with ya. You are below me as I’m getting ready to go to a wedding. I have no panties on so you can smell my farts right as the come out although they seem to be trapped within my slip. You climb under my slip as I fart one fart after the other and trap you in my nasty fart stench.
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Today I have added 2 of my FAVORITE videos to fartintart. A sample below show’s one of them. You are my toilet and I’m farting right on top of you in this video. Imagine your head is in the water just begging me to fart on you! The other video is my Sharts video. Join the site, watch the video and you’ll see why I have titled it Sharts! lol. Visible sharts in this clip! This may not happen again so don’t miss this irrisitable clip. I even surprised myself!
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