Surely you’ve been hurt at the pump lately. I feel ya. The price of gas, gasoline that is, is just crazy! I have an SUV too, ouch! My gas however is not so expensive. I know you’re happy about that. When you think about it a few minutes at the pump could be $50 or more! You don’t even get to see or hear my ass farts either! What a rip off!
I should stand at the pump and offer my farts. One fart per gallon..sounds fair huh? I just have one thing to say Farting…we all secretly enjoy a nice, aromatic, fart…when it’s our own..some enjoy mine too! I LOVE IT!
LOL Some of these are very funny. The apple dropping one’s are my favorite! Been there done that! Have a great weekend!
What would you call the definition of surprise?
Answer: A fart with a lump in it.
You know, one time I farted so badly that I had to spend 15 years in jail….for air pollution.
Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence
Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?”
The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny,”
To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely shit my pants then…”
Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
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Mmmm the thought of it turns you on doesn’t it? Watch my FREE fart video preview then see the whole video along with the video where I fart on my cat in FartinTart.com . I just uploaded these two new videos today. I hope you enjoy them and keep coming back for more of my stinky farts!
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In bed my husband was cuddled up against me, he’s a big cuddler. I had taco’s for dinner that night from Taco Bell. I didn’t warn him when I farted on his leg. I could not stop laughing and he was disgusted! I kept thinking I know tons of men that would die to have me fart on their leg! It didn’t really stink it was just one of those long, low bassy kind of farts. The one’s that kinda tickle when they come out because they’re so long. I just thought I’d share that with you!
I have also added a video of my friend Gabby farting in my bathroom on the toilet. This video will not be seen anywhere but FartinTart and my Clips4Sale page. I ho
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I need to get outside today in the fresh air! It’s supposed to be 77 degrees. I’ve had a busy day of editing videos from yesterday! I spent a gassy day at my friend Gabby’s house. We farted all over her new apartment lol. You might say we christened it. All I know is that it STUNK by the time I left. She got me good on a clip I added today to my Clips4Sale page, but don’t worry I get her back! You tell me who won the fart contest!
Enjoy the 2 NEW videos I added today to FartinTart. In one video I am in white cotton panties and a wifebeater farting in your face loudly. The second video shows Gabby’s revenge to me farting on her pillow! That bitch farted right in my face!
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What a great day yesterday! It was almost 80 degrees and I spent it hiking up a mountain with my friend Gabby. We climbed, we hiked, we ate lunch and relaxed. Oh and I farted.. It was outside I didn’t torture her with the smell but she was cracking up as I let them rip. Just about every afternoon I let several farts go after eating my high fiber fart producing breakfast. I love that All Bran with Strawberries. I should do a commercial for them, although I doubt they want everyone to know how gassy it makes you. Some people might not buy it. Anyway, here’s an ass picture for you…Imagine you are under me and I’m farting on you in the great outdoors! Ya gotta love the summer!
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Today I added 2 of my hottest fart videos to Fartintart. The first video is me farting on the toilet but you are looking up at my ass. It’s a POV video with YOU as my toilet! I rip some loud ass farts in this clip and you can see my asshole opening and closing on each fart and there are alot!
My second video is another fart video with my friend. I’m playing a practical joke on her by farting over and over again on her pillow. She’s so tired I know she wants to take a nap. I go in the room to tell her I’m getting the bed ready for her. I fart over and over again on her pillow then invite her in to take a nap then leave! She can’t stand the stink of my farts all over her pillow! Take a look at the free preview below then JOIN Fartintart.com for all my hot fart videos!
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LOL. I think there are several names for it but I know it as a Dutch Oven. You fart under the covers then cover your sleeping partner with the sheets. I had some rough farts this weekend. I think it was from a party I was at. I had a few glasses of wine along with ALOT of a veggie tray with dip. I love that stuff. Sometimes I just can’t stop. A few hours later…watch out!
It was about 10 minutes after being in bed that I let one out. SBD… silent but deadly. My husband had no clue what was to come. I rip the sheets up as soon as I got a whiff of it. I covered his head and he screamed lol! He is much stronger than me so it didn’t last long but I could not stop laughing! My stinky fart had got to his nose quick! That last most of the night, my smelly farts that is! That is something I wish I had caught on cam… Oh well. That fart will remain in my memory for a long, long time!
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Hello everyone. I just added 2 more videos to fartintart. The toilet farts are hugely popular so I’ve added another one of me droppin apples and letting the farts rip on my toilet. I also added a slightly tamer fart video. I am in nothing but a pink lace bra and panty set and am spread eagle farting for you. The farts are still extreme, however there is no toilet.
Most of you know I am also on Southern Charms . This weekend I’ll be spending it with a few of my friends on Southern Charms taking photos, making videos and having tons of fun! I am hoping to get alot of outdoor stuff done. I love being naked outdoors! This should be just the place to do it! Let’s hope for great weather!
I hope everyone has a great weekend! I hope to be back with tons of pictures and videos! Maybe even a fart or two thrown in there! Gotta watch what I eat around those ladies! LOL!
APRIL FOOLS! LOL. I had to do it. Of course I can fart and ALOT at that! I’ll be adding some great new farting videos this week to fartintart.com . Leftover Easter eggs are the casue of alot of my farts lately. I’m running people out of the room when I fart. Oh well, their loss right?
I can’t wait until Spring is really here. I mean I know it is but I’m looking for the warm weather too!
