Her shoes explode when she farts. :) That’s the joke anyway. Good thing I had no shoes on when I made this last clip. I just added my pantyhose farts video last night to fartintart. Your face is right behind my pantyhose covered ass. No panties, just pantyhose. I rip fart after fart right in your face. It’s true what they say about the fart scent staying in pantyhose, cuz boy did they stink when all the gas was finally released!
I am hoping for a nice warm ( well relatively) weekend. Would be nice to get out of the house and enjoy some sunshine.
Happy Leap Year!!! And have a wonderful weekend friends.
That really gets you going? I want to know. Or perhaps it’s a combination of a smelly, low, bassy fart that gets your dick hard. I would think the sound would attract you, then the smell would pull you in and keep you forever as a fart lover. There is nothing to be ashamed of in being a fart lover. There are plenty of forums to share your fart experiences and tons of videos to indulge in.
My husband is not a fan of my farts. That is why I share my farts with you guys. I know I’m really appreciated here and that makes me happy :) I hope you like my spread ass shot. I can imagine you kneeling below me taking in my stinky, loud fart, can’t you?
I just added yet another video that is not on my Clips4Sale page yet. I’m laying on my back naked spread eagle right in front of the camera. These have to be the longest, bassiest farts I’ve ever done. This turned out to be one of my favorite videos. I was not expecting my farts to be so long and loud. They surprise me every time.
Also, I noticed just now that 3 videos were not working properly. That problem has been fixed. The site is now in 100% working order :) I hope you enjoy it and have a GREAT weekend!
| Odd Facts about ME | |
| DO YOU SNORE?: | Nope |
| LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: | A little of both |
| WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?: | Losing one of my children |
| AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: | Nah |
| WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY TV”?: | Don’t watch much tv |
| DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: | Don’t really use them |
| WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: | Of course |
| HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: | Loved it when I was |
| WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: | Grey |
| DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: | No |
| HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: | No |
| ANY SECRET TALENTS?: | Farting  |
| WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: | Bermuda |
| HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: | Yes, but don’t like it much |
| HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”?: | No |
| DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: | Some but don’t dwell on it much |
| HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: | I bite |
| CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: | That might be hard |
| HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: | Lots |
| ARE SPEEDO’S HOT?: | Nope |
| WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: | I don’t do it |
| IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: | already there |
| DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: | at times |
| WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: | Nothing |
| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU”: | Today |
| IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: | Nah |
| DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: | Depends on the bride and groom |
| HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: | soft boiled |
| ARE BLONDES DUMB?: | no comment |
| WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: | sock heaven |
| WHAT TIME IS IT?: | 10:08am |
| DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: | |
| IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?: | No |
| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: | Yesterday |
| DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: | No |
| IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: | Yes |
| ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: | No |
| WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: | Mayonaise |
| CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: | creamy |
| HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: | I think when I wass little |
| HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: | Once |
| IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: | Sure |
| ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: | No |
| HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: | No |
| WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: | Brown |
| WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: | It’s been a while |
| DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: | Yes |
| WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: | Someone richer with more time on their hands |
| ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: | Sometimes |
| HAVE YOU READ “CATCHER IN THE RYE”?: | No |
| DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: | No |
| CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: | No |
| DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: | No |
| DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: | No |
| DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: | No |
| IS A DOG A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?: | No |
| YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: | Yes |
| CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: | Oh I dunno… |
| DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: | Yes |
| WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: | All Bran with Strawberries |
| DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: | Not usually |
| DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: | Yes |
| WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: | most are thank god for on demand |
| DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: | sometimes |
| FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: | Ummm…? |
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Today I added a video of me in a tight pair of jeans farting in my leather chair. The farts vibrate off the leather. I swear I can almost feel the leather get hot from my ass gas!
Isn’t it strange how sometime’s when you fart it stinks so bad and other time’s if you didn’t hear it you’d never know you farted?! It’s always at the worst time that it stinks so bad. After finding out farts were a fetish I often wonder if I fart in the line at the supermarket if the man standing behind me will be grossed out or turned on by my stinky farts???
I’ve had some requests to talk with me on the phone. I take calls thru NiteFlirt and if you click the link below and sign up you get 3 FREE MINUTES to talk with Me or any other girl on NiteFlirt! How can you pass that up?
I added yet ANOTHER video to FartinTart today. Today I am in yellow boy shorts and sitting on my chair farting for you. I love the way it tickles my pussy lips when I fart in this position. I know you’ll enjoy this video so take a look!
Have I told you guys about my favorite new cereal? All Bran with Strawberries? OMG it tastes SO good. 10 grams of fiber makes for a very farty day. Sometimes I have to hold back from eating a bowl for lunch or else my room would smell so bad my husband would make me sleep on the 3rd floor! lol. Maybe you guys can try switching your wives/girlfriends over to All Bran with Strawberries just to hear them fart. I’m telling you there’s no way they can hold a fart in after eating just one bowl of this cereal!
I added a video on FartinTart today that will not be available on my Clips4Sale site until the end of the month. I am in my tub and very gassy. You can see tons of bubbles coming from my butt in this sexy fart video. Watch as I lean forward and they come from behind and as I lean back my farts bubbles come from the front! Enjoy my FREE PREVIEW!
Ok so usually I’m here talking about my farts. Today I’m here to share a free video of me giving my husband a blowjob. All men love blowjobs right? I’m guessing 99.99% of my blog readers are men…so here ya go! It’s a damn good free clip and the rest of the video along with over 30 other hot videos of me alone, with girls, with guys, pregnant etc is in the Members Area.
Ok this one I don’t get. Yesterday I ran to CVS and picked up a rather large bag of Twizzler’s for a snack. I was hungry, it was quick. I felt ok right afterwards but last night OMG!
I have a leather couch and it was vibrating last night lol. There is no hiding a fart on a leather couch that’s for sure. My husband was not impressed. It wasn’t so much the smell as it was the noise. Those were some LOUD ASS FARTS!
Just thought I might share this with someone who cares!
