How about a preview of what’s inside? Check out this short clip for a sample of my farts. All mine, straight outta my ass! I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoy sharing my fart videos and fart pictures with you!!!!
Hi everyone! Sorry it’s been a while since I’ve posted. The holiday’s are a busy time for everyone. And all that food…eggs, etc…it’s enough to make a girl explode!!! Needless to say I’ve done my fair share of farts over the holidays!
This is a funny story… It was Christmas Eve, we’re all sitting down to a nice dinner and I felt the gas. I felt a fart coming but I swear I thought I had time to get out of the room. I mean I didn’t want to fart at the dinner table especially on Christmas Eve! Well I could no longer hold it and I knew I couldn’t make it to the bathroom either, so out it came. It made a tiny tooting sound and I blamed it on the dog! lol. My husband shot me this look, but what was I supposed to do???!!! EXPLODE???
I’ve had a few questions on what exactly is inside this cool website of mine? Well, videos and photos of me farting of course! Right now there are 15 videos and over 30 photos of me in various fart fetish scenes and poses.
I will be updating the site weekly with fart photos and fart videos. I am also open to any fart suggestions you may have for me. I love taking requests and suggestions on what you would like to see me do.
It’s December 18 and I think I’m ALMOST finished with my Christmas shopping. I need to make a list, but who has time for that?! I know one thing my husband won’t be asking for is for me to fart. He gets enough of that at home without even asking! Are you jealous? lol
Eggnog is one of my favorite holiday treats. One of those once a year deals that you look forward to, kinda like pumpkin pie. I try to limit my intake of both but there are times I just can’t control my urges and I indulge. Now I’m not sure if eggnog actually has eggs in it or not but it produces the same effects lol. Stinky like eggs but tastes oh so much sweeter! If we’re in the store my husband won’t even let me pick up eggnog. He’s well aware of what it does to me!
Happy Early Christmas from my ass!!!
Wow, it’s been cold here the last week or so. Well maybe not to people who live in like Minnesota or something but to me a high of 50 is cold! I live in South Carolina. There are times in December and January I’m walking around with short sleeves on!
Ok, my point to all of this is inside=cooped up, stale air! Today for lunch I had a hotdog with sauerkraut on it! Wow that stuff turns into gas almost instantly with me. I’ve tried everything to ward it off. Tums, Beano..you name it I’ve tried it.
I’ve given up and just accepted the fact that my ass stinks! I fart and when I do I fart alot and loud! I guess you don’t mind though do you?
I recently took this online fart quiz and I rated as Loud and Embarrassing! Yikes! I’m not surprised though. If you join my fart fetish website FartinTart.com you’ll see what I mean!
What kind of ‘farter’ are you?
What kind of fart do you excrete most?
How to get your girl to fart on you? Hmm, that’s a tough one. Most girls don’t even admit they fart, let alone let you hear or smell it. One thing I know is you have to slowly work into something like that. You can’t just say “Hey I have this crazy fetish…Fart on my Face!”. That probably won’t work unless you have the coolest girlfriend in the world!
I’d say take it slow. Work your way into it. Maybe make a joke out of farting. She might just let a fart rip and think it’s funny, all the while you’re getting off to it. Maybe if she gets comfortable with that she MIGHT get into it. Even if she doesn’t you can keep the joke thing going and voila…you get the best of both worlds!
Q: What is a fart? A: A turd honking for clearance.
A Belch is just one gust of wind,
That cometh from thy Heart…
But should it take the downward trend,
It turns into a Fart
How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? If she farts, her ankles swell.
Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they’ll stop laughing.
Hmm that last one.. I dunno. Sometimes I laugh at my own farts.
Check out FartinTart.com my fart fetish website!
Yikes! Ok so not only have I been farting all morning. It STINKS in here! Beans somehow turn directly into farts for me!
I often wonder what it would be like to fart in someone’s face. I mean everyone’s done it at one time or another. As a joke, or a mean prank when their younger. It fascinates me that someone would actually WANT me to fart in their face. That someone might actually get off to my farts is amazing to me.
Any volunteers for me to fart in your face????
Join my FART FETISH site and see tons of clips. Uploaded weekly!
I hope you enjoy FartinTart.com, my new fart fetish site. I’m very excited to have my very first website! I’m open to all requests and fetishes.
I do alot of toilet farts. There are definately apples dropping in my videos! Listen for the moaning in my belly then the splash of the water! There’s something very natural about farting and apples dropping, they go hand in hand!
