A man walks into the doctor’s office with a serious problem!
“Doctor, I’ve had problems with silent gas emissions.
At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go!
As a matter of fact I’ve had three sitting here talking to you.
What are we going to do?”
The doctor replies
“The first thing we’re going to do is check your hearing”
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Summer stale farty air. I can’t help it. It’s all the fruits and veggies that are out this time of year. They taste soooo good but they’re SOooooo gassy. They make me fart BAD. And the air is so stagnant it’s hard to get rid of the smell sometimes. It just lingers and lingers and makes it as if I farted 3x instead of one the smell is so bad. Oh well..not my problem but it sure does stink!
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Let the farts roll. I mean no one can hear them over fireworks anyway right? The fireworks go..I let one rip. Who can tell over that sulphery smell anyway. I just let them rip. Mostly I don’t care. There are a few times it matters not to fart, but mostly I don’t care!
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Man the slow stench of a fart in the summer is rough, especially when there is little or no wind. An SBD is the worst. I was at a party last weekend and my farts were rough. I hadn’t gone #2 in 2 days. I farted and walked but it wasn’t enough. One of the guys at the party bitched about the smell. Luckily, my friends dog was there and I blamed it on the dog! He bought it but man I thought I was gonna be super embarrassed at this party. Later in the night I was sure to go in the bathroom or outside when I had to fart. After the party was over, I went home and woke up around 3am and almost had to run to the bathroom to make it, but I did. I was in there a good 30 minutes or more. Somehow just a few hours later I was farting again, and man did it STINK! Crazy!
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A guy sits in front of TV all day, farting like there’s no tommorrow. But not just gassy airish farts, I’m talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke.
His wife, understandably is angry, and says: “One day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out.”
The next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for sunday lunch, Hubbie falls asleep. The wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.
“What happened?” asked his wife.
“Well,” the man said, “you were right. I farted my guts out.”
“What did you do?” asked his wife.
“Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got ‘em all back up in there!”
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Hope all my American friends had a nice Memorial Day. I went away to the shore for a few days and had a great time. Thank god for the surf air to hide my stinky farts. I just love coleslaw and I went to a party and let’s just say I had ALOT! I enjoy it what can I say?
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Spring is in the air. It’s a good excuse to fart outside when you think no one else can smell it. That’s not always the case. I was caught by a family member who said I had the worst case of SBD fart’s he’d ever smelled! Yikes! Oh well like I can help how my farts smell.
Today I’ve added 2 new fart videos to fartintart.com. Watch as I let them rip right in front of you!
I had so many issues with my old hosting company that I changed. The last 8 videos I had posted didn’t show up on my site but are there NOW. Sorry for the inconvenience but the videos are up and all is well! ENJOY 8 NEW Fart VIDEOS TODAY!!
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Wow I now have 220 fart videos inside fartintart! I am so happy to keep them coming. I mean the farts don’t stop so why should the videos?
2 NEW fart videos were added this week to fartintart.com ! Enjoy every scent filled video!
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These are some stinky fart videos.. If only I had smellovision at times. It’s rough. There are times my family won’t even come in the room after I fart..that’s how bad it is.
It’s a shame at times no one around me can fully appreciate my farts. I can’t help it..everyone farts right?
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Q: What’s the definition of surprise?
A: A fart with a lump in it.
Q: Why did the fart cross the road?
A: It was stuck in the chicken’s pants.
Q: What is a fart?
A: A turd honking for clearance.
Enjoy the 2 latest fart videos I’ve added to fartintart. I’m farting on a toilet in one video and the other is a huge blaster!
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