Summer is almost over but I’m still farting. No need to worry about that. I’ve added 2 new fart videos today to fartintart.com. Farting in the summer makes it just linger..mm the smell. Hang with me and the smell will too..
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Is there anything stinkier than a summer fart? I mean the air is already stagnant then add a smelly fart to the mix and it’s almost deadly. MAYBE the only thing worse is a dutch oven. I’ve been the victim of dutch oven’s ALMOST as much as I’ve given them. I must say I do have some of the smelliest farts out of anyone that I know. Sometimes, especially in the morning, I even make myself gag. Oh well, a girls gotta fart, right? Enjoy these 2 new videos..I just had to get the farts out.
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Better out than in.
You’re smart as a fart and twice as stinky.
What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
Tear Gas.
Why don’t little girls fart?
Because they don’t have a**holes until they’re married.
What do you call a fart?
A turd honking for the right of way.
If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?
A private tutor!
Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they’ll laugh at you.
It is better to have farted and lost
Then to never have farted at all.
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I farted in an apron and I farted all around. I feel like Dr Seuss today 
Sometimes I fart loud sometimes I fart quiet. Either way it usually stinks! LOL.
It’s hard for me to fart quietly and it’s IMPOSSIBLE to control the smell. I mean really…no one can. I can’t tell you the number of times I say Ahhh in any given day. When I let a fart rip and I’ve been holding it in for some crazy reason it feels SO good to let it go. It’s a natural reaction to say “Ahhh” as if it’s the best feeling in the world…and often it is!
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three tone fart
thunder below
thunder in the buns
tonage
toop
tooters
toot-toots
triple flutter blaster
triple thunder flutter
trouser cough
trouser trumpet
trump
turtle
tushie belches
underpants lion
Under-thunder
veirnt
ventifact
vind
voice of the toothless one
wet fart
wet one
whallop
whootzie
wind
wind breakage
windy pops
wizard
zephyr
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Man the slow stench of a fart in the summer is rough, especially when there is little or no wind. An SBD is the worst. I was at a party last weekend and my farts were rough. I hadn’t gone #2 in 2 days. I farted and walked but it wasn’t enough. One of the guys at the party bitched about the smell. Luckily, my friends dog was there and I blamed it on the dog! He bought it but man I thought I was gonna be super embarrassed at this party. Later in the night I was sure to go in the bathroom or outside when I had to fart. After the party was over, I went home and woke up around 3am and almost had to run to the bathroom to make it, but I did. I was in there a good 30 minutes or more. Somehow just a few hours later I was farting again, and man did it STINK! Crazy!
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When I was younger my sister would give names to farts. “Poogastination” was his first attempt at renaming the fart. No origin for the word, the word was just fun to say. I guess she mixed “poot” and “gas” together and added “tination” to make it sound like a word.
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A man walks into the doctor’s office with a serious problem!
“Doctor, I’ve had problems with silent gas emissions.
At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go!
As a matter of fact I’ve had three sitting here talking to you.
What are we going to do?”
The doctor replies
“The first thing we’re going to do is check your hearing”
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I fart alot and the videos prove it. There are times I JUST CAN’T hold it in and there are times I just don’t even try. The other day I was at the grocery store and I farted next to this bitchy lady and just walked away. It was SBD and I knew she smelt it. As soon as I left I looked back at her and kinda chuckled knowing what she was in for. I saw her later in the store as I was checking out and she shot me this disgusted look but I didnt’ care…She was a bitch and deserved it!
Don’t miss my Clips4Sale site too. I added 2 new fart videos there that aren’t in FartinTart just yet.
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Here are some classic fart jokes..Enjoy along with 2 NEW fart videos!
Better out than in.
You’re smart as a fart and twice as stinky.
What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
Tear Gas.
Why don’t little girls fart?
Because they don’t have a**holes until they’re married.
What do you call a fart?
A turd honking for the right of way.
If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?
A private tutor!
Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they’ll laugh at you.
It is better to have farted and lost
Then to never have farted at all.
Don’t miss my Clips4Sale site too. I added 2 new fart videos there that aren’t in FartinTart just yet.
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